Stealing the crown jewels

one fanfic at a time

xaldien:

bethums:

fantastcbeasts:

Lex is by far one of the greatest make up artists on YouTube, seriously, her work is just perfect in every way agh 

Idol

Countdown to Season 4 - Week 6: Favourite Season 3 Character

"I am a millennial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of    AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us the Global Generation." 

elementarystan:

Lucy Liu & Idris Elba at HBO’s Emmys After Party (Aug 25)

elementarystan:

Lucy Liu & Idris Elba at HBO’s Emmys After Party (Aug 25)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

"Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?"

ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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indevampire:

chirart:

fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.

It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.

just wanted to put that out there